Hobo Joe

Hobo Joe, simply known as Joe ( j-o; born on November 7th, 1989) is a homeless man who lives in a hut he made himself. Born and raised in Sweetserland, he performs in many one man shows in the local park to raise money, and has yet to hit the top of the performance charts. He is his own manager and people say he is a joy to watch in the park. He has tried to make his own movie called "The Glorious Life of Hobo Joe" (2008), but has not been successful.

He then tried again, but this time he named it "Please Buy and Watch This" (2012) hoping he would get more sells. He sold a little over 2 copies. His 2 copies sold has made him very popular in the homeless man industry. He has yet to be married, but is still looking. His performances have the audience running away. He thinks it's because they are just jealous.

Early Life
On November 7th, 1989 Hobo Joe was born. He did not always have the name Hobo Joe, his actual name was just Joe. He went to a normal middle school, then moved onto high school. He loved highschool. He had many friends and also had dates to the dances. He graduated with all A's in his classes. He moved onto College, but in the second semester decided it wasn't for him. He thought and thought about what he wanted to do, and then one night, he shouted "A HOBO! A HOBO IS WHAT I'LL BE!" The next day he packed up then moved out. Joe found a lovely bridge that was built next to a stream. As he lived there, he made his one man shows and also his movies.

Hobbies
Hobo Joe has a few hobbies that many people don't know about. Such as, he likes to play Rock, Paper, Scissors. The one thing that upsets him, is that he has to play by himself. Or even sometimes his imaginary friend. He also plays Freeze Dance. He dances around the park to his own tune that he hums. Sometimes people laugh at him or video tape him, but he doesn't mind one bit. One last hobbie Joe likes to do is sleep. Sleeping is his top favorite thing to do in his down time. He can sleep anywhere; under the bridge, on a park bench, on the grass, next to the stream, and even behind a building. He can sleep anywhere he wants when he wants!